Email: dave@bitchindave.com
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Name: Bob Greasy Email: Bob.Greasy@bitchindave.com |
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Name: The Ranter Email: DolphinsRanter@bitchindave.com |
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Name: The Wanker Email: Wanker@bitchindave.com |
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Name: My Grandmother Email: mygrandmother@bitchindave.com |
What the heck is this all about anyway?
DBLATMD is a fan site dedicated (tongue-in-cheekedly, of course) to my favorite team. I have no connection with the league, the team, or anything else for that matter. I just call 'em as I see 'em.
So, where do you get your information from?
I follow the Dolphins, okay? I watch the games, I often read the paper, and sometimes (gasp!) I listen to sports talk. And when all else fails, I just make it up. My legal department tells me that I should also say that I give credit for comments or photos when I lift from someone else. (and by the way, don't you know your question is in bad English form?)
I love this site. How I can I give you money?
Small amounts you can leave in locker 236 in the train station. For larger amounts, please contact me.
Seriously?
Duh! Of course not. Email me, and I'll give you my paypal account, so you can wire me any amount you'd like.
How long have you been at this?
Feels like forever. But, actually, I've been a fan of this team for most of my life. I never wanted to be a homer that said "look what we did in 1972." Rather, I wanted to see the team succeed now, and I started making jokes with my friends. That became emails to a select few in the early 90s, and evolved to a weekly distribution in 1994, and became a full-fledged webiste in 1995.
You can't be a real Dol-fan.
Sure am. At some point, I "lived and died" by this team. Then, one day I woke up and realized there were (many) more inportant things in life. But, I still enjoy watching them.
Can I contribute, too?
You may. Email me if you want to add your thoughts or want to get creative. I'm always happy to take new additions.
What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Who was more of the heartthrob: Fonzie or Chachi?
Fonzie. Chachi, not so much.
Do you have any opinions on who should start for the Phins?
Don't we all. Sometimes I espouse them, but generally I just root for the guy who sucks less.
My grandmother? I don't get it.
Way back when, my friend Alan and I started a funny little diatribe about how the New York Jets couldn't beat the Dolphins. And not only that, they couldn't even beat my grandmother. With one arm tied behind her back. That evolved into a whole story about granny's life and times with the Dolphins. And sometimes, even the Dolphins can't beat my grandmother and her friends.